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Digital Canvassing 

Supporting a cause (ideology), politician, or organization (501c3 predominantly) on the internet: clogging up social media and the companies server space. Regardless of the analog format or digital format it all stinks of rotting time and space of unsuspecting. No one really cares about saving the whales or growing organic wheatgrass or going to another person's alma mater in order to support the college to keep the underwater basketweaving program afloat pretending it has a viable career option or worthy investment of your time and/or money.
Rando Internet Mutual Aquantance:
Hey dudes and dudetts for my birthday teaming up with facebook fam in solidarity and to occupy greenpeace diesel barge for oceanic protest of the ancient ritual of Japanese Whaling.

(Forewarning Friend)
Hey broh, watch out for that cat who is a mutual acquaintance wants you to join their cause and protest with signatures from the street corner to start digital canvassing for money from suckers. When you see them at the party this weekend don't engage. Abort Abort.

crevassing

Caressing another's cravasse in a vulgar and public manner.
He was crevassing her thoughout the entire night!

Catassing 

The wasting away of one's social life, in order to, level up there character in an MMORPG (massively mulitplay online role playing game)
Is Nathan coming over to day?

NO, he is to busy catassing.
Catassing by Unchosen June 12, 2007

Canvasing the joint 

Scoping the area for troublemakers or possibly looking around for potential enemies. Scanning the sceen. Looking for what is happening or what might be going down
I was out canvasing the joint for trouble

Carassing 

What a person in a car behind you does when he or she wants you to go faster.
I'm going five miles over the speed limit and that guy behind me is STILL carassing me!
Carassing by Wucky April 17, 2015

canvasing the neighborhood 

Describes da act of covering da houses and streets in your local area in sailcloth in an attempt to trap one or more bad guys.
Perhaps "canvasing the neighborhood" could also be effectively accomplished by putting up framed paintings on outside walls everywhere and then watching for da greedy villains whom you're after to come out of hiding and start stealing said valuable art-creations to sell, and then nab them in da act.