carusso 

When one partakes in purchasing every apparel type possible at an academic institution in leu of necessities like groceries and light bulbs

Chris: Hey man, you really pulled a carusso at that SCAVMA clothing sale.

Mike: I know...do you think I can borrow some body wash?

carusso by Ashra December 11, 2007

mr carusso 

cool teacher who basically taught us in the best way and is just chill lol anyways he looks like Ed Sheeran...

classs: yo its mr carusso...
class 2: yo im hyped uppppp!!!!

mr carusso by goodatwriting January 31, 2024

Alex Caruso 

THE FUCKING GOAT!!!! NO ARGUMENT HE DUNKED ON A LITERAL SNAKE!!!! COULD'VE DUNKED ON MICHEAL JORDAN EASILY!!!

I would take Alex Caruso over Magic and Kobe as best Laker any day.

Alex Caruso by Shaquoomp August 26, 2019

Carusowned 

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.

"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."

Carusowned by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009

Carlo Caruso 

When you instagram friend request a 16 year old.

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.

Carlo Caruso by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018

Carusoism 

Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.

Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.

Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.

CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*

Carusoism by Scott Jund, Casey Leister, DJ Hawkes, Mike Nickler July 1, 2008

Mason Caruso 

Also known as Grenade Guy on youtube, Mason is a pro surviv.io player that is near god tier. He is near sighted and must use glasses but this doesnt take away from his surviv expertise. He is in middle school but he already has thinning hair, this can sometimes affect him reputation but not enough to shake him from his game. To wrap up, if you see Mason while playing surviv, its better just to quit than to try to beat him.

"Mason Caruso is a god"
"I know, I dont know how he's so good"

Mason Caruso by Iwishiwasmason February 7, 2019