Skip to main content

carusso

When one partakes in purchasing every apparel type possible at an academic institution in leu of necessities like groceries and light bulbs
Chris: Hey man, you really pulled a carusso at that SCAVMA clothing sale.

Mike: I know...do you think I can borrow some body wash?
by Ashra December 11, 2007
mugGet the carusso mug.

mr carusso

cool teacher who basically taught us in the best way and is just chill lol anyways he looks like Ed Sheeran...
classs: yo its mr carusso...
class 2: yo im hyped uppppp!!!!
by goodatwriting January 31, 2024
mugGet the mr carusso mug.

Alex Caruso

THE FUCKING GOAT!!!! NO ARGUMENT HE DUNKED ON A LITERAL SNAKE!!!! COULD'VE DUNKED ON MICHEAL JORDAN EASILY!!!
I would take Alex Caruso over Magic and Kobe as best Laker any day.
by Shaquoomp August 26, 2019
mugGet the Alex Caruso mug.

Carusowned

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.
"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."
by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009
mugGet the Carusowned mug.

Carlo Caruso

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.
by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018
mugGet the Carlo Caruso mug.

Carusoism

Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.

Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.

Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.
CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*
mugGet the Carusoism mug.

Mason Caruso

Also known as Grenade Guy on youtube, Mason is a pro surviv.io player that is near god tier. He is near sighted and must use glasses but this doesnt take away from his surviv expertise. He is in middle school but he already has thinning hair, this can sometimes affect him reputation but not enough to shake him from his game. To wrap up, if you see Mason while playing surviv, its better just to quit than to try to beat him.
"Mason Caruso is a god"
"I know, I dont know how he's so good"
by Iwishiwasmason February 7, 2019
mugGet the Mason Caruso mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email