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1)The act of adding melodrama to everything you do, even to the point that brushing your teeth is poignant and suspensful.
2)The act of leaving a job when it is at its most profitable, aging 50 years and getting on a CSI spin-off.
1)William Shatner doesn't actually caruso when he acts, although it seems a bit over the top. He is actually fitted with an undergarment ice cup to dip his balls in, to get that speech pattern. Only Caruso can caruso as truly as is humanly possible.
2)I liked the blow-job she was giving me, but I had to finish my term paper. I made an excuse to leave, without realizing I had carusoed and wouldn't dip the wick for another 6 months.
by Pantaloon January 07, 2008
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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(noun). a medical condition that compels the victim to remove his sunglasses for dramatic effect in the middle of seemingly every sentence.
You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear... -David Caruso
by Charles Murray June 06, 2007
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another word for marijiuana, used predominently on the East Coast
(v.) Hey, let's go outback and Caruso

(n.) Do you have any Caruso for sale?
by $$ash_money December 07, 2006
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when a hot italian girl does something kinky to you in bed, without first telling you that she is going to do it
"I was with this girl last night, and she pulled a Caruso on me. I was so scared, but I had to roll with it. She was hot, after all. I am not a man anymore."
by sarasnapps August 21, 2006
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The Racist Bully on the tv show Everybody Hates Chris who always beats up the main character Chris for being Black
I couldn’t stop Caruso from beating me up everyday after School
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