caruso

1)The act of adding melodrama to everything you do, even to the point that brushing your teeth is poignant and suspensful.
2)The act of leaving a job when it is at its most profitable, aging 50 years and getting on a CSI spin-off.

1)William Shatner doesn't actually caruso when he acts, although it seems a bit over the top. He is actually fitted with an undergarment ice cup to dip his balls in, to get that speech pattern. Only Caruso can caruso as truly as is humanly possible.
2)I liked the blow-job she was giving me, but I had to finish my term paper. I made an excuse to leave, without realizing I had carusoed and wouldn't dip the wick for another 6 months.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

caruso

(noun). a medical condition that compels the victim to remove his sunglasses for dramatic effect in the middle of seemingly every sentence.

You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear... -David Caruso

by Charles Murray June 28, 2007

Caruso

another word for marijiuana, used predominently on the East Coast

(v.) Hey, let's go outback and Caruso

(n.) Do you have any Caruso for sale?

by $$ash_money December 8, 2006

caruso

when a hot italian girl does something kinky to you in bed, without first telling you that she is going to do it

"I was with this girl last night, and she pulled a Caruso on me. I was so scared, but I had to roll with it. She was hot, after all. I am not a man anymore."

by sarasnapps September 14, 2008

caruso

a thicc ass nigga that gets all the pussy

damn caruso.

by a poop eater June 5, 2018

Caruso

The Racist Bully on the tv show Everybody Hates Chris who always beats up the main character Chris for being Black

I couldn’t stop Caruso from beating me up everyday after School

by Nrimalovski July 27, 2018

caruso

Typical Southern Italian surname, The individual who detain it is generally someone clumsy, who has an alternative perception of life from what it looks like. They are very connected to catholic roots and believe in the cult of the dead. It also represents someone who has illegal sexual orientations, such as necrophilia and zoophilia (US Justice Department 1912, 4 cases reported). It is the 9th most common surname among Little Italy Mafia District (New York, 1899-1933).

There are many cases of Caruso sexual abuse reported in the US.
Caruso is an Italian surname.

by MarzUfirak November 21, 2021