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carltoncourtcunt 

a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable
My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at £1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism
carltoncourtcunt by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

Carlton Draught 

Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.
I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!
Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014

Carroling 

Definition: The act of superficially seeking to be involved with the craft beer movement, without appreciating what is behind it.
Example: I thought it would be a legitimate trade, but he was Carroling me and offered a single bottle of 2015 BCBS for 2 4-packs of 2013 BCBS and an empty BCBS case.
Carroling by W.Tarkin September 4, 2016

Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions
1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.
Pete Carrolling by EZirish January 12, 2010

Sloppy Carlton 

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

vanessa carlton 

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.
ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?
vanessa carlton by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005