Carnactic
Unusually groovy.
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Carnation Instant Bitch
A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.
Carnation Instant Bitch by Debate December 24, 2007
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cannactivist
A person of good intention who attempts to change ignorant laws that are biased against cannabis and toward arrest and incarceration of people that cure, or lessen, the effect of pain associated with many diseases and ailments where pharmaceuticals do not work without grave side effects.
cannactivist by bryco October 21, 2010
Protein Carnation
A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.
Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
Protein Carnation by Ocram April 27, 2003
Carnation
the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"
"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"
Carnation by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013
Green Carnation
An amazing "doom metal" band brought together in 1990 as a death metal band by tchort (Terje Vik Schei)(Emperor, Satyricon, Einherjer and Carpathian Forest) Because of his part in Emperor it disbanded. Later reunited in 1998. There album "light of day, day of darkness" is one of the most ambitious album projects of its time, if not ever.
Green Carnation by AlphaOmegaCFH December 11, 2003
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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