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Carnation 

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"
"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"
Carnation by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013
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Carnation 

Carnation by Pioneer valley February 17, 2018

carnation 

Flower of choice for when you're high stepping out the door.
Bye bye. Darn -- where's my carnation?
carnation by youthoughtyouknewme January 13, 2010

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.
Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?
Carnation Instant Bitch by Debate December 24, 2007

Carnation milk 

Carnation milk, best in the land: no more tits to pull, no more hay to pitch, just pop the top on the son of a bitch
"Hey Jerry, I got carnation milk today, bc I need some powdered shit for the anthill!!"

"Cool, Miley let's kill the bastards!"

Carnation Wa

Carnation, a place where there's meth heads wherever you go. Or a bunch of hoes that'll lick for for a couple bucks. And a Hole bunch of rednnecks that will shoot you for touching there trucks,fat bitches or there beer. So it's perfect if you wanna get your was beat for no reason.
Oh wow, carnation wa sucks, but at least there's hoes everywhere.
Carnation Wa by milkshake567 July 3, 2018

Carnation Instant Bitch

What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.
Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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