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Carnation 

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"
"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"
Carnation by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013
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Carnation 

Carnation by Pioneer valley February 17, 2018

carnation 

Flower of choice for when you're high stepping out the door.
Bye bye. Darn -- where's my carnation?
carnation by youthoughtyouknewme January 13, 2010

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.
Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?
Carnation Instant Bitch by Debate December 24, 2007

Carnation milk 

Carnation milk, best in the land: no more tits to pull, no more hay to pitch, just pop the top on the son of a bitch
"Hey Jerry, I got carnation milk today, bc I need some powdered shit for the anthill!!"

"Cool, Miley let's kill the bastards!"

Carnation Wa

Carnation, a place where there's meth heads wherever you go. Or a bunch of hoes that'll lick for for a couple bucks. And a Hole bunch of rednnecks that will shoot you for touching there trucks,fat bitches or there beer. So it's perfect if you wanna get your was beat for no reason.
Oh wow, carnation wa sucks, but at least there's hoes everywhere.
Carnation Wa by milkshake567 July 3, 2018

Carnation Instant Bitch

What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.
Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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