Carkney 

Strawberries dipped in mayogurt

Today I made carkney for lunch

Carkney by Shrek'sNeck September 25, 2024

Carney 

A Carney is someone who specializes in tricky business. Usually a cash business without refund. Intention of selling something you don't really need. Who will overlook safety of the Carnival rides in order to make a buck. A person who is only qualification is to lie, cheat and steel from anyone who will be taken advantage of. Scum of this earth. Usually having poor hygiene. A disrespectful person who have nothing to actually be happy about. A person who has no real friends.

This ferris wheel is fine! We just had it fixed three years ago from another unqualified Carney. We need to make money, who cares about safety. Freak accidents happen! Hahaha!

Carney by Smart 13 February 16, 2015

jordyn carney 

Jordyn Elizabeth Carney was born on 21st of september 2004 in New South Wales, Australia.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.

“jim” You know Jordyn Carney?
“bob” Yeah oath she’s cute as i’m fuming she’s dating odin”

jordyn carney by LocalPoopDealer420 December 27, 2020

Tiria Carney 

Tiria is one of the most admirable people you will ever meet. She has good morals, beautiful hair and is absolutely amazing at music. She will never talk bad about anyone and tries her best to make sure you are comfortable. Tiria is super funny and has an amazing taste in fashion. We love Tiria

"OMG Tiria Carney is so good at piano"
"ikr you should hear her on the flute"

Tiria Carney by P R N C S S L H G September 11, 2022

carney hole 

A carney hole is a unique place on a map in FPS games, especially in Halo. A carney hole will frequently give the user of the spot an advantage in certain situations. Some spots are good sniper spots, give a good vantage point of the rest of the map, or a great places to hide.

Carney holes are named after Chris Carney. Chris Carney is a software designer and environmental artist for Bungie, the makers of Halo.

"How did that sniper get up there? He must be cheating!"

"No, it's just a carney hole. You can get up there by jumping off this cliff and on to that rock."

carney hole by ashlux January 24, 2008

Carney Combo

The act of receiving the following all at one time; 1. Fisted by a clown 2. Ass-stung by a midget 3. Blown by the bearded lady.

There is also an Midwest variation where the above fisting from the clown is substituted for anal beads made from 3/4 inch sissal rope tied into knots.

Gomez received a carney combo as part of an all-inclusive vacation package to Cleveland, Ohio. He chose to upgrade this particular gift to the Midwest variation.

Carney Combo by Brian Boitano July 3, 2004

cartney

Cartney is a misunderstood handsome boy, he doesn't go by this name anymore and don't like people calling him it. Cartney are caring, understanding, and the best friend you could have. If you meet a Cartney, never let go of them and love them.

Wow is that Cartney?
Yeah, but he is mine.

cartney by mcfrenzy March 19, 2018