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Carkners are beautiful and love meeting people! They are also shy but need so much attention

Carkner-it said up there

Carkner by Imma uwu October 28, 2019

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Cartner

A person, riding in the same golf cart as you, who shares a common interest and participates in achieving a common goal on the golf course.

JT asked Wayne "Do you want to be cartner's at the golf course on Sunday?" Wayne replied "No, Brett and I are going to ride together, so we can drink all your Double Cross and act like children."

Cartner by Cheetah Killa August 30, 2013

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Carkner • Carkers • Cartner • Carkener • carkness • Carkney • Carnerbivore • jon carner • malinda carsner • car nerd

carkness

(Kark-ness)-(Pl)(Adj)(F) The common ground on which the oddness or crackness of 2 people are very similar.

Dot and Spot are messed up with their carkness.

carkness by Violet P. September 9, 2006

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Carkers

Is a combination of being starkers naked and carking out due to excessive alcohol consumption. Usually when one is carkers, they are found lying naked starfish or similar compromising position which could be extremely detrimental to your facebook profile

I was gunna give the misses a good seeing to, but see was carkers.

Carkers by Tamatk03 December 9, 2013

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Carnerbivore

Someone who always eats meat on a salad.

"I am a total carnerbivore because I can't eat a salad without some kind of meat on it..."

Carnerbivore by Rick P. September 14, 2006

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Carkener

Rip he's dead inside like Maddie. GANG GANG

PERSON 1- GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG

Person 2- I agree Gang gang.

Person 1- Carkener is GANG gang hey?

Person 2- yup.

Carkener by GangGang15300 October 2, 2017

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malinda carsner

another way to say sexy korean woman

Wow look at that Malinda

malinda carsner by Malinda April 13, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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