Strawberries

Strawberries are definately the ultimate sex food of all time and forever. Nothing is more sexy than someone eating a strawberry sexily. So take my advice- BRING STRAWBERRIES WHEREVER YOU MAY GO!

"Hey Spence, want a strawberry?"
"Hell ya! I mean strawberries are the ultimate sex food!"

by BRizzle March 14, 2004

Strawberries

Strawberries are the most blissful, optimistic, productive crew. THE STRAWBERRY MAFIA (TSM) is what they are called. Not anyone can become a strawberry. Only the ones you deserve it. You may give them reasons why you want to be one, but not all of them are plausible. So they may belittle you if you are not worthy. You have to be congenial and intriguing in order to be an ultimate strawberry. So if you want to become the best of the best... it's most likely they will reject you with alacrity and call you from then on a dingleberry.

Dingleberry: Hey, can I become an ultimate strawberry???
(TSM): Only if you deserve it. Do you think you are worthy of our ethics?
Dingleberry: Oh most certainly yes!!! I know I am worthy to become part of the Strawberries.
(TSM): Well guess what... Your not!!! HAHA!!! So I suggest you run or something egregious might happen to you.
Dingleberry: AHHHHH!!! Curse you TSM!!!

by Jesse the Strawberry April 11, 2008

Strawberries

Strawberries are the most blissful, optimistic, productive crew ever. THE STRAWBERRY MAFIA (TSM) is what they are called. Not justanyone can become a strawberry. Only the ones that deserve it. You may give them reasons why you want to be one, but not all of them are plausible. So they may belittle you if you are not worthy. You have to be congenial and intriguing in order to be an ultimate strawberry. So if you want to become the best of the best... it's most likely they will reject you with alacrity and call you from then on a dingleberry.

Dingleberry: Hey, can I become an ultimate strawberry???
(TSM): Only if you deserve it. Do you think you are worthy of our ethics?
Dingleberry: Oh most certainly yes!!! I know I am worthy to become part of the Strawberries.
(TSM): Well guess what... Your not!!! HAHA!!! So I suggest you run or something egregious might happen to you.
Dingleberry: AHHHHH!!! Curse you TSM!!!

by JesseTheStrawberry April 12, 2008

Strawberries

Delicious deadly fruit.

Clara is allergic to strawberries.

by PineappleJuice March 09, 2015

strawberry

To people out there not hip to the fact, a strawberry is a girl sellin' pussy for crack to the Dopeman.

Don't fuck around, she'll give ya gonorrhea!

by What U. Waant August 12, 2003

strawberry

WTF everyone it's a damn fruit.

Person: Damnit I love strawberries so frickin' much they're red and have seeds and stuff yum.

by Sup Homies August 06, 2005

strawberry

(n) Someone who willingly exchanges sexual services for drugs.

"Strawberry, Strawberry is the neighborhood ho" - N.W.A. (Dopeman 1988).

by Stoic Seraph April 14, 2003