cardioholic

1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.

2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.

I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making my testicles shrink.

by St0rk September 8, 2008

cardioholic

1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.

2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.

I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making me shiver.

by St0rk July 25, 2006

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009

carboholic

Someone who consumes carbohydrates in excess, to the point of harming themselves or other relationships. Common fixes for carboholics include freshly baked Subway bread and Pillsbury Croissants.

Bill: Mmmmmmm. I could make love to this dinner roll.
Ted: You're such a carboholic.

by Rooks December 9, 2008

Carlieholic

loyal fan of the professional Filipino-Spanish football player and Philippines Azkals' defender, Carlos Alberto Martínez de Murga Olaivar (a.k.a. Carlie de Murga).

Every carlieholic hopes for a fansign from Carlie de Murga.
Most carlieholics are Filipinos.

by carlieholic November 11, 2011

cardoholic

The excessive use of (typically many) credit cards as the preferred choice of payment over cash or debit.

"I know I'm a shopping addict, but now I'm a cardoholic too!"

by Charles P. Whaley May 18, 2006