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Cakeaholic 

Being addicted to getting money.
If everything you involves gettin money than your a cake-a-holic.
Alcoholics cant go without alcohol.
Cakeaholics cant go without cake.

Calcaholic 

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
Calcaholic by i like fritos December 21, 2010

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.
Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"
cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006
It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.
I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.
Cataholic by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010

Cubeaholic 

One who is addicted to the Rubik's Cube
Toby Mao-cubeaholic
Cubeaholic by cubeaholic October 22, 2008

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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