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Carcoholic 

somone who chronicaclly drives drunk.
my friend who is a carcoholic shows up to work drunk and his job is a long haul truck driver.
Carcoholic by jacksondragon32 November 21, 2010

Carcoholic 

Jackson has 5 cars. He is a carcoholic.
Carcoholic by Cleo587 June 17, 2023

Carcoholic 

Jackson has car collection. He is a carcoholic.
Carcoholic by Cleo587 June 17, 2023

Calcaholic 

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
Calcaholic by i like fritos December 21, 2010

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.
Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"
cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Catoholic 

N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)
"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"
Catoholic by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 23, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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