Carbson

Excited at the very thought of town hall 14 but if you ever bring that number up around him you're asking to be sent to Gulag💀💀💀, and one of the few ways for his forgiveness is giving him bitcoin, or graphics cards. Additionally a simple person who likes to sleep early with his many bbw body pillows they're his only motivation in life, and he eats every meal with at least one of them🤓🤓🤯. After a long day of wresting his bbw's, and school he likes to wind down with one of the most enjoyable games Fortnite🧛 🧛 ♂️👨 🎤👌🏿👈🏿🖖🏼😝. He is most known for saying "heh" "wha" "OH COME ON!!".

Carbson "Is that the jew that killed me"
all his friends "WHaaaa!"

Carbson by YoungBrony November 26, 2021

Sofia Carson 

A beautiful woman who is funny ( even though she has bad puns ) and is EXTREMELY talented. You may her from her roles in Disney's Descendants 1 & 2 and from A Cinderella Story:If the shoe fits.

"Sofia Carson is so sweet to her fans omg

Sofia Carson by Sammivt August 31, 2017

Carbona Not Glue 

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.

Carbona not glue, 1,2,3,4

Carbona Not Glue by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021

Fucker Carlson 

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.

Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!

Fucker Carlson by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021

cody carson

The lead singer in the rock band, Set It Off. His voice is fucking beautiful, and if anyone dares defy, then your opinion is WRONG.

Cody Carson sang a cover to Problem by Ariana Grande, which is is Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6.

cody carson by really very good April 22, 2018

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009