A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.
Jim watches all the Raiders games in a tivo timezone. He turns his phone off to avoid any spoiler alert texts.
The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.
We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.
Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.
Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.
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The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.
Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.
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The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and only starts shaving her legs to right above the knee.
A few months after I started seein' her, she got lazy with the razor and came at me w/ chew-boxers.
When a MILF gets a haircut that looks like a fancy dessert or two toned goalie's helmet.
She got her wig busted and it looked like a Kate+8. Sculpted, tall, blonde and brown ... all it needed was peanuts and a long red spoon.
A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.
His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.
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