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Carbs and Tiktok
You stupid Gen z'er panem et circences doesn't mean bread and circuses, it means carbs and Tiktok today.
Carbs and Tiktok by Uncle Dimma October 23, 2023
Cognizant Carbs
When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.
Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.
Cognizant Carbs by Darren Besert May 6, 2018
verbal carbs
Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.
verbal carbs by NCdubmixer September 13, 2011
Concentration Carbs
The amount of food consumed during a lengthened period of studying, usually baked goods, sandwiches and any food easily procured or served in proximity to the library. This usually results in a gain in weight.
Ah man i put on a few kilos last week, such a bad habit eating all those Concentration Carbs whilst studying.
Concentration Carbs by ChunderMonkey February 19, 2013
bust my carbs
almost always used in the negative form of: do NOT bust my carbs.
to bust one's carbs is to be taken out of one's element; to be taken down a notch; to have one's (natural) high be ruined.
Most likely originated as a backlash to the Atkin's craze. Carbohydrates are actually a GOOD thing. So if someone "busts" them, that would be bad.
to bust one's carbs is to be taken out of one's element; to be taken down a notch; to have one's (natural) high be ruined.
Most likely originated as a backlash to the Atkin's craze. Carbohydrates are actually a GOOD thing. So if someone "busts" them, that would be bad.
"i was chillin out at the spot when that annoying dood came in. He definitely busted my carbs"
"c'mon dood, don't bust my carbs"
"c'mon dood, don't bust my carbs"
bust my carbs by ediddy July 24, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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