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on my 14 carats 

"On my 14 carats" is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. The expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. The expression went viral when Selena Gomez used the expression "I'm on my 14 carats. . ." in the very first line of her seductive song "Good for You," the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.
I'm so wet and horny for you right now; I think I'm on my 14 carats.

You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.
on my 14 carats by Stanimal November 6, 2015

PEACE AND CARATS 

A prison term used to describe the post orgasmic feeling of oral-to-anal sex. A state of anal euphoria.
"Got my salad tossed...I'm gonna lay back and enjoy the fine feeling of peace and carats"
PEACE AND CARATS by Julia Mendoza October 9, 2003

Dropping Carats 

When someone is spending lots of money buying jewelry, gold and diamonds, for many women (side hoes) This is a common occurrence around christmas and valentines day.
guy 1: Jake's been dropping carats like mad this week.

guys 2: he's in for some good v-day sex
Dropping Carats by crazyjames October 10, 2016

red sky carts 

The go-to dab pen cart for an avetard. These carts are deadly asf for an avetard because whenever he hits one, he ends up out like a light. As always, froomie is the plug for these also as he always is for any weed stuff.
I bought a dab pen and froomie told me I could have one of his red sky carts.
red sky carts by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

24 carat asshat 

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.

cratsuli 

1. A creature that is at the bottom of the pecking order in Kazakhstan.
<Borat>In my country, it goes God, man, horse, dog, woman, Rat and then little cratsuli.
cratsuli by Ghost February 5, 2005