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on my 14 carats 

"On my 14 carats" is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. The expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. The expression went viral when Selena Gomez used the expression "I'm on my 14 carats. . ." in the very first line of her seductive song "Good for You," the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.
I'm so wet and horny for you right now; I think I'm on my 14 carats.

You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.
on my 14 carats by Stanimal November 6, 2015

PEACE AND CARATS 

A prison term used to describe the post orgasmic feeling of oral-to-anal sex. A state of anal euphoria.
"Got my salad tossed...I'm gonna lay back and enjoy the fine feeling of peace and carats"
PEACE AND CARATS by Julia Mendoza October 9, 2003

Dropping Carats 

When someone is spending lots of money buying jewelry, gold and diamonds, for many women (side hoes) This is a common occurrence around christmas and valentines day.
guy 1: Jake's been dropping carats like mad this week.

guys 2: he's in for some good v-day sex
Dropping Carats by crazyjames October 10, 2016

red sky carts 

The go-to dab pen cart for an avetard. These carts are deadly asf for an avetard because whenever he hits one, he ends up out like a light. As always, froomie is the plug for these also as he always is for any weed stuff.
I bought a dab pen and froomie told me I could have one of his red sky carts.
red sky carts by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

24 carat asshat 

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
24 carat asshat by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017

cratsuli 

1. A creature that is at the bottom of the pecking order in Kazakhstan.
<Borat>In my country, it goes God, man, horse, dog, woman, Rat and then little cratsuli.
cratsuli by Ghost February 5, 2005
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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