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A combo of the words caress and harass, meaning a touch that was meant to be pleasureable but it turns out as the opposite. Also related to krass.
She slapped the waiter after his soft carass on her bottom.
carass by mLo March 7, 2005
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carcass time

When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.
After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.
carcass time by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023
Cariss (pronounced Cār`-iss) n uncommon title, reserved for those women of the highest beauty, both inside and out. A Cariss is always one to lighten the room with her charm and wit. She will also always be the standard of elegence whereever her presence is known. You know you've met a Cariss when your heart races and you feel warm between the ears. You're always safe with a Cariss, and you can feel it when in her vicinity.
Mark: Whoa! Did you see that?
John: What? That fine thang?
Mark: Yeah! She's such a Cariss..
Cariss by the.king.;) October 10, 2014
Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.
The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.
crassing by shebainpdx August 26, 2013
Carisse is amazing,beautiful most trustworthy person you can meet very fun and smart

She knows how to party and have a good time

You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse

She’s an absolute goddess

She gives the best advice

You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend

Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place

Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends

A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
Omg look it’s Carisse I wish I could be her!

Cardassian Shocker 

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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