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carcass time
When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.
After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.
carcass time by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023
Cariss
Cariss (pronounced Cār`-iss) n uncommon title, reserved for those women of the highest beauty, both inside and out. A Cariss is always one to lighten the room with her charm and wit. She will also always be the standard of elegence whereever her presence is known. You know you've met a Cariss when your heart races and you feel warm between the ears. You're always safe with a Cariss, and you can feel it when in her vicinity.
Cariss by the.king.;) October 10, 2014
crassing
Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.
The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.
crassing by shebainpdx August 26, 2013
Carisse
Carisse is amazing,beautiful most trustworthy person you can meet very fun and smart
She knows how to party and have a good time
You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse
She’s an absolute goddess
She gives the best advice
You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend
Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place
Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends
A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
She knows how to party and have a good time
You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse
She’s an absolute goddess
She gives the best advice
You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend
Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place
Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends
A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
Carisse by wendyisnicedarling34 June 9, 2018
Cardassian Shocker
Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.
Cardassian Shocker by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010
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