cratsuli 

1. A creature that is at the bottom of the pecking order in Kazakhstan.

<Borat>In my country, it goes God, man, horse, dog, woman, Rat and then little cratsuli.

cratsuli by Ghost February 5, 2005

cratzuli 

A small rodent, or insect first mentioned in Borat's chain of being in Kazakhstan which is:
-G-d
-Man
-Horse
-Woman
-Rat
-A small craztuli (like a little tik-tik-tik)
I would like to modernise this word and use it as an insult,in the case of which someone small annoys you.

'You are just such a cratzuli!!' or 'F*** off you cratzuli!'

cratzuli by Bennypatel October 25, 2006

Crapsulin 

Food that won't kill you today, but if you keep eating it daily, will kill you in the long run.

The opposite of insulin which is intended to keep you alive.

That triple burger with 3 slices of cheese, 6 pieces of bacon,onion rings, dressing,3 eggs and jam is crapsulin.

Crapsulin by Stumbo September 13, 2011