Car-Fax-puppet

someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.

Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.

by Mabrus March 31, 2011

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Show me the car fax

It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something

Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin

by nickisaretard March 17, 2019

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show me the car fax

When you want your bro to show you his love interest on social media

"Who's Christina? Show me the car fax bro!"

by DankMemeHunter February 7, 2017

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Show me the car faxs

When you on Ft with yo girl and you wanna see her tittes

I was on ft with my girl and I said show me the car faxs then she flashed me :)

by HBMCLXUT February 9, 2018

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to investigate a potential online friend or love's truthfulness about their identity.

People lie all the time about who they are on the internet. Nothing worse than meeting someone who sounds nice and then find out down the road that they aren't. From "carfax" to find out a car's history before you buy it.

I met a real nice woman online and carfaxed her to make sure she was who she said she was.

by Kiss My Neurons August 5, 2009

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carfax

noun
1.Proof or evidence supporting your outlandish claims.
Origin is from the CARFAX.com commercials featuring a fox that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.

noun
2. A list of people you've had sex with.

1. Person 1: I met Jay-Z last night!
Persion 2: Show me the carfax or it didn't happen.

2. Person 1: Person 1: So when are we gonna make it official and become a couple?
Person 2: You gotta show me the carfax before we get serious.

by SACBRUH May 4, 2013

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