someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.
Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.
by Mabrus March 15, 2011
by Mabrus February 24, 2011