2 definitions by Mabrus

Someone or something that is a combination of Emo and Gay.
Teens on Facebook are always posting emo crap that sounds gay. They're so hEmosexual.
by Mabrus February 24, 2011
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someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.
Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.
by Mabrus March 15, 2011
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