A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.
Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.
This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.
Variations of this sexual routine include:
Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.
Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."
Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.
Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.
This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.
Variations of this sexual routine include:
Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.
Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."
Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.
Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."
Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.
Halfway through his mouth is drying up.
Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.
Rings Dave.
Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.
Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.
Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.
Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.
Halfway through his mouth is drying up.
Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.
Rings Dave.
Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.
Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.
Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.
Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
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