Captaining 

A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.

Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.

This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.

Variations of this sexual routine include:

Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.

Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."

Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.

Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.

Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."

Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.

Halfway through his mouth is drying up.

Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.

Rings Dave.

Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.

Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.

Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.

Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.

Captaining by Insane Badger September 5, 2009

camplaining 

A political candidate who is both campaigning for public office, and complaining about another candidate campaigning for the same position.

Person A: "So what have you seen about that governor's race in Minnesota?"

Person B: "A whole lot of camplaining. One candidate was crying about yard sign placement. Another candidate was whining about comments they made being taken out of context. I can't wait for this round of elections to be over with..."

camplaining by LOVEMESOMEURBAN October 18, 2010

CAPTAINNOFUN 

A moron.
Also see troll.

CAPTAINNOFUN666: Gigli is off the chain dawg!! LOLZ

CAPTAINNOFUN by strangedaze April 27, 2005

CaptainNako

Old man eazly ofended and banes people for being funny. He dosent like people that arent serios and cant take a joke. CaptainNako is a way to say boomer, he dosent like peopple attitude if they arent they way he likes. He haves a dead server and whenn someone tries to revive it they get banned.

That old man is a CaptainNako

CaptainNako by SunlightCovenantSUcks May 12, 2020

CRIPtaining 

A Crip That Is Maintaining

I Just Been CRIPtaining Making This Money.

CRIPtaining by GhettoQueen September 24, 2016

meat curtaining 

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

meat curtaining by mm14 November 13, 2011

captainbang

To have sexual intercourse.

*never plural...aka captain banged...always captain bang

"Last night we captain bang!"

captainbang by Slam and Megan August 15, 2005