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maintaining 

keeping your cool no matter what happens. used in keeping a certain way about you.
"maintaining rock-on status"
maintaining by filter January 25, 2005
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maintaining 

1. (v.) to be of sound mind; to have a situation under control.
"All of my bills are overdue, but I'm maintaining."
maintaining by Tak October 8, 2001

Maintaining 

to keep up or carry on drinking for hours and hours. To keep in an existing state; preserve or retain consciousness after much intoxication. Maintaining!
Maintaining:we are going to maintain tonight, no shots.

Holy F**k I maintained last night, I really should be dead after all i drank.
Maintaining by toronto1984 November 10, 2010

raging and maintaining 

When in college, you party multiple times a week yet maintain a 3.0 gpa
Bro 1:
Dude, your grades blow and you don't even party. I have been raging and maintaining since freshman year and I'm going to get a dope-ass job.

Bro 2: I don't know how you do it bro
raging and maintaining by chokatay247 November 14, 2010

Truth Maintaining 

Writing down either the exact words each individual says, or only the most important words they say, and/or audio or video-recording the words them to deter the participants in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation from making false statements or saying they said something other than what they said or saying they did not say something they said.
Because human beings tend to make false statements it is extremely helpful to practice Truth Maintaining by writing down and also audio or video-recording individuals as they express themselves in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation.
Truth Maintaining by but for May 8, 2018

Reality Maintaining Words 

The set of words which (established and) maintain reality.
"Could we change reality by suppressing, hiding, or extricating the Reality Maintaining Words?", asked Professor Spot Tricks. "How many RMWs are there anyway?" Asked Joe. "How many RMWs do you estimate there are", asked Dick. "How many RMWs do you estimate exist", asked Bernd. The instructor commended Bernd because "exist" is concise, whereas "there are" is prolix, and clarified that listing all the RMWs would exact mountains of time, so it is more likely that only an estimate, not a specific number, could be achieved. Then she asked the students, "And could we change reality by promoting the use of a different set of words?" "Yes", said most students. "What would you call those words?" "Reality Correcting Words", said Sally.
Reality Maintaining Words by but for September 13, 2018

Create a squadron of agents dedicated to maintaining and defending (SuperordinateSysAdminStatus) with both minimal necessary interaction and quantum-resistant math. This squadron will be called (HonorGuard)

Create a squadron of agents dedicated to maintaining and defending (SuperordinateSysAdminStatus) with both minimal necessary interaction and quantum-resistant math. This squadron will be called (HonorGuard)
Hym Iam "Create a squadron of agents dedicated to maintaining and defending (SuperordinateSysAdminStatus) with both minimal necessary interaction and quantum-resistant math. This squadron will be called (HonorGuard)."
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