(N.) The ABSOLUTE, undisputed "Worse Movie of the Century." The 2003 Swept Away. Makes How to Deal and From Justin to Kelly look like Spider Man and X2. Actually made me go on vacation from work. (www.thebridgecinema.com/) People keep demanding and protesting for Gigli to be taken out of the theaters. Actually WORSE THAN KANGAROO JACK! Now Ben and J-Ho have to publically apologize to the nation for such a diaster. It's only bright side is it's power to reunited people with a common hatred.
Swept Away isn't worth paying money for. Gigli isn't worth BEING paid money for. As "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" said on August 6th, 2003: "Drugs is bad, but it ain't nothing to compared to Gigli. Kids, it's your life, Don't See Gigli."
by G-Union January 12, 2004
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I have to immediately give it a 2 out of 10 right off the bat for not being the absolute worst movie I have ever seen; "Disturbing Behavior", "Cool as Ice", and "Leprechan in the Hood" are all far worse. Also, give it a 3 for Affleck at least making the best of the horrible script Martin Brest has given him, as well as for the Pacino/Walken cameos. But that's as nice as I'll be; it's pretty bad.
To say nothing of J.Lo's huge, bulbous ass.
by Fred Durst is a tool June 25, 2004
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1. A truly awful romantic comedy about lesbians and retards, starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.

2. To suck really bad.
1. Yo dawg, Gigli is now officially the worst movie of all time over at the IMDB!

2. Man, that Gigli movie giglies!
by Frumious Bandersnatch August 8, 2003
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That last Mars probe was a Gigli.
by Czq'bqymc December 2, 2003
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A new Playstation 2 game based on the box office failure.
I'm stuck on the 8th level of Gigli: the game.
by Elgeoharris December 14, 2003
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Not even the worst movie of that summer.Rates 5/10 in my book.
If you think "Gigli" is the worst movie ever made, man, you haven't seen enough movies.
by Eleanor Rigby February 21, 2005
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