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captainbang

To have sexual intercourse.

*never plural...aka captain banged...always captain bang
by Slam and Megan August 15, 2005
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CaptainBango_

CaptainBango_ Is better that 1Bitjuju, because she is more creative, funny and is smarter than 1BitJuju will ever hope to be.
by bang0 November 24, 2021
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CaptainBatmanPants

The coolest, baddest azz on UD!
CaptainBatmanPants is definitively the coolest, baddest azz on UD!
by CaptainBatmanPants September 7, 2012
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Captaining

A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.

Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.

This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.

Variations of this sexual routine include:

Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.

Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."

Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.

Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."

Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.

Halfway through his mouth is drying up.

Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.

Rings Dave.

Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.

Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.

Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.

Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
by Insane Badger September 5, 2009
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captainking1

The greatest funky snooker/pool player that ever lived no one can do it like him, his sheer charm and sexiness dazzles the opponent as he strikes forth!
captainking1 is such a beast!!
by Sudan Rocks1 October 17, 2011
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Captainmanship

Being a fantastic captain in every operational facet.
"Cory has the best captainmanship i've ever seen."
by sir0420 June 14, 2025
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