Capnesia

When you can't recall what you have done the night/day before because you had too much Captian Morgan's to drink.

You don't remember that we booked a trip to the Super Bowl last night? You must have capnesia.

by Chowdahead December 14, 2014

camnesia

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.

Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.

by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

Cafnesia

When you drink a bunch of caffine and time seems to go by faster and you get a really good headrush

Dude I drank like 2 monsters and now I got some good cafnesia going

by Eclipseiasux April 29, 2022

Canesia

The loss of memory caused by the consumption of too musch cane spirits

My husband suffers from canesia the morning after drinking too much cane spirits ie Promise more than he can deliver

by Doves July 2, 2011

Camnesia

Music festival of the year, Starring BLonde Louis.
Created by the students of Bishop's Hatfield Girls' School and Sir Freds.
Jelle, TH sqaured, Ema Rianne, Charlotte, Bryony.

Who's Emma? Tikeya runs Camnesia.

by emmaalikesteaa February 26, 2011

CARNESIA

Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"

GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.

GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.

by NickyLags December 23, 2011

Camnesia

A playful term for frequent or conveniently timed forgetfulness. Often used to jokingly call someone out when they "forget" plans, promises, or past conversations—especially if it happens a lot.

Origin:
Inspired by Changnesia from the show Community, Camnesia was coined in connection to the popular Twitch streamer Camhael, known for his hilariously selective memory. Whether you’re actually Camhael or just forgetting like him, the term fits.

“Didn’t he say he was bringing snacks?”
“Yeah, but he probably forgot—he suffers from Camnesia.”

by Lana Repus June 1, 2025