CARNESIA

Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"

GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.

GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.

by NickyLags December 23, 2011

camnesia

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.

Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.

by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping

Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping is a computer science term for a branch of mathematics that does not exist yet. When new hires ask what types of math they should look up, a common joke would be to say "Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping."

bro I just had sex with your girl.
Dude no brove it prosef
I can show you show with yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping

by blove208 July 23, 2018

CarneSazo

from the latin. carne - (meat) sazo - (huge) A Mexican BBQ of epic proportions with undertones of Tejano music or a sporting event used to celebrate life moments. Fajitas, (FAH-HEE-TUZ) Costillas, (CO-STEE-YUZ) Agujas (AH-GOO-HAS) and Arracheras (AHH_RAH_CHE_RUZ) are the common Mexican cuts of meat used in conjunction with a CarneSazo that are as delicious as they are fun to pronounce. As a rule, no CarneSazo is complete without at least one person taking home a plate for a Tia (Aunt) who could not attend.

Miguel just got a promotion and invited us to a CarneSazo.

by TrueTexanSince1905 March 18, 2019

Cafnesia

When you drink a bunch of caffine and time seems to go by faster and you get a really good headrush

Dude I drank like 2 monsters and now I got some good cafnesia going

by Eclipseiasux April 29, 2022

Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

Capnesia

When you can't recall what you have done the night/day before because you had too much Captian Morgan's to drink.

You don't remember that we booked a trip to the Super Bowl last night? You must have capnesia.

by Chowdahead December 14, 2014