NickyLags's definitions

Drunkcycle

The mode of transportation one uses when their driving privileges have been revoked for too many DWI's. A Drunkcycle looks similar to an old Huffy 10 speed is usually operated by a grown man sporting a ponytail and a grey beard

Father to son... Son, this is what happens when you drink and drive and get caught.. you lose your license, your job, your family, your kids, your keys, your self confidence, your mind and the worse part is you end up riding a drunkcycle for the rest of your life..

by nickylags August 20, 2014

Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.

guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.

by NickyLags November 8, 2011

shitcere

the opposite of sincere, not heartfelt or genuine

Guy 1 - So did you hear Chad Johnson apologized to his wife and said he loved her to death?

Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..

by NickyLags August 20, 2012

Door Trot

that move that is faster than a walk but not a run when someone holds the door open for you

When the new girl in my complex saw me holding the door open for her she started to door trot.

by nickylags April 17, 2015

Time Close

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.

guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour

by NickyLags February 19, 2012

textsmile

The expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure

When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of

by NickyLags June 4, 2010

Eye-energy

The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.

Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures

by NickyLags November 14, 2011