NickyLags's definitions
Maskish is the language one must learn while talking to someone through a mask. Maskish is typically a muffled English or Spanish
Yesterday a woman came into my store and started talking, finally I said “ma’am, I’m having a hard time understanding your maskish
by nickylags June 2, 2020
Get the maskishmug. The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags February 19, 2012
Get the Time Closemug. When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
by NickyLags June 4, 2010
Get the textsmilemug. Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"
GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
by NickyLags December 23, 2011
Get the CARNESIAmug. The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.
Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures
by NickyLags November 14, 2011
Get the Eye-energymug. The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.
guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
by NickyLags November 8, 2011
Get the Ear energymug. by nickylags April 17, 2015
Get the Door Trotmug.