Canunching 

Misophonia is the "condition" in which certain selective sounds are disturbing. Sounds like loud chewing, car wipers,finger tapping, etc. Canunching is the verb of Misophonia. It is used to describe the particular annoyance.

Stop canunching! I can hear you eating those chips way over hear!

Canunching by AngstCrescendo March 5, 2021

Brain Crunching 

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

Brain Crunching by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

Cream Crunching by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

blunder crunching 

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.

Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.

blunder crunching by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015

Crunching

Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.

Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."

Crunching by immahlamb September 10, 2011

crunching numbers 

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

crunching numbers by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

Taco-crunching 

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

Taco-crunching by Almagest June 29, 2011