Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
by Almagest June 27, 2011
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Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.
That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch
by TheBeesKnee January 07, 2012
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Crunching Tacos

Jason walked in and found Vanna and Betsy crunching tacos.
by Vajayjay69 March 27, 2021
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Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina
Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.
by Dave-Kort October 19, 2013
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