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Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
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When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet
Damn you got 12 likes and his reply got 271 likes? He totally ratioed you bro
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The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.
I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.
by Miller September 16, 2004
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To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.
I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.
by Lars Watson June 04, 2008
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Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...
A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.
by GingerBastard1 February 05, 2009
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