Canhardly

Short for; I Can Hardly tell what it is. Usually a mixed breed of an animal.

Joe, What kind of dog is that? Oh that's a canhardly. We rescued him from the animal shelter.

by Pokeyasd June 18, 2008

rolls canardly

A fancy-sounding yet affectionate name for a car that is even less functional than a hoopty. A car might be called this because "it rolls down one hill, and canardly get up the next".

Exact origin unknown, but it is a pun on Rolls Royce, a particular expensive make of motor vehicle, and "Canardly", I believe a make of small passenger aircraft.

Dude, your Yugo beats the hell outta my Rolls Canardly.

by ke6isf November 6, 2004

canardly

a diamond so tiny you can hardly see it, i use this term in the pawn biz alot

your cluster ring is full of canardly diamonds (therefore it's worthless unless it's set in gold or silver) "are those real diamonds?" asks the customer. yes they are canardly's. "whats a canardly?" you can hardly see them! they should be on a drill bit!

by larry bring January 31, 2009

canthardly

something so small you canthardly see it

customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off

by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014

canhandled

The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual

Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021

rolls can hardly

An expression indicating a person is so abnormally large that they struggle slowly to move from one place to another on their own feet.

Shortened version of the saying, "(s)he can roll down a hill, but can hardly walk."

Yo dude, why are we moving so slow.

Well, that women up there rolls can hardly.

by Nottobrite September 28, 2005

canarly

adj. a moment with your girlfriend that you are embarassed to share with your friends because they might think either you or she is crazy

This is really canarly, but last night she did this thing with a flashlight...

by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007