47 definitions by ke6isf

A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.
I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
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A feminist gone off the deep-end. One who has gone beyond looking for equality in gender and professes a full-blown hatred of men.

Apparently originated by right-wing commentator Rush Limbaugh.
The feminazis are after your soul!
by ke6isf August 24, 2004
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The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly funny results, often produces a yawn.

Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
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A money lender who loans money to desperate borrowers at ridiculous terms, and uses criminal means to intimidate the money back from the borrower if they can't get the interest back.
The loan shark broke Peter's knees when he couldn't cough up $100.
by ke6isf July 19, 2004
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The weird dialect of English that is spoken on the Citizens' Band radio service, 10-4.
I just asked him directions and he started yammering at me in channel jive. I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
by ke6isf November 15, 2003
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September 11, in recognition of the events of September 11, 2001. A kneejerk reaction to this sort of thing, in this author's opinion.
Patriot day happened, and nobody noticed.
by ke6isf September 15, 2004
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People who make excessive snide remarks about ones' choice of hyper-trendy clothing - especially if it was "yesterday's fashion".
Martha got chewed out by her fashion police friend when she decided to wear the tiger print bodysuit with the black slacks.
by ke6isf May 27, 2004
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