tuff

Cool, in a rugged wrong-side-of-the-tracks way. Comes from the S.E. Hinton novel The Outsiders. Oppose preppie, and differs significantly from tough.

You ain't tuff, and you never will be, ya preppie!

by ke6isf March 23, 2004

Cherry Cheesecake

A cheesecake topped with cherry pie filling. Quite good.

The best cherry cheesecake can be found in New York City. Why do you think they call it New York cheesecake?

by ke6isf November 22, 2003

eleventy-seven

An imaginary number to be used when you have lost count of something and you need to verbally state a quantity.

Origin unknown.

Yes, I know you have rung the doorbell eleventy-seven times!

by ke6isf August 12, 2004

sticky IP

A sort of weird cross between dynamic IP and static IP, a sticky IP is one that is assigned dynamically (through DHCP, but it has a habit of hanging onto your broadband modem as long as you don't have to reset it. Mostly found amongst cable modem internet providers such as Roadrunner.

You can't get a proper domain on a sticky IP.

by ke6isf November 30, 2003

patriot day

September 11, in recognition of the events of September 11, 2001. A kneejerk reaction to this sort of thing, in this author's opinion.

Patriot day happened, and nobody noticed.

by ke6isf September 15, 2004

note to self

A verbal quip that typically precedes a statement the speaker might remember. Typically used humorously, often in a denigrating fashion.

Note to self, flog Bill with a loaf of bread for that pun.

by ke6isf July 9, 2004

What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?

by ke6isf November 7, 2003