canardly 

a diamond so tiny you can hardly see it, i use this term in the pawn biz alot

your cluster ring is full of canardly diamonds (therefore it's worthless unless it's set in gold or silver) "are those real diamonds?" asks the customer. yes they are canardly's. "whats a canardly?" you can hardly see them! they should be on a drill bit!

canardly by larry bring January 31, 2009

rolls canardly 

A fancy-sounding yet affectionate name for a car that is even less functional than a hoopty. A car might be called this because "it rolls down one hill, and canardly get up the next".

Exact origin unknown, but it is a pun on Rolls Royce, a particular expensive make of motor vehicle, and "Canardly", I believe a make of small passenger aircraft.

Dude, your Yugo beats the hell outta my Rolls Canardly.

rolls canardly by ke6isf November 6, 2004

canarly 

adj. a moment with your girlfriend that you are embarassed to share with your friends because they might think either you or she is crazy

This is really canarly, but last night she did this thing with a flashlight...

canarly by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007

Canhardly

Short for; I Can Hardly tell what it is. Usually a mixed breed of an animal.

Joe, What kind of dog is that? Oh that's a canhardly. We rescued him from the animal shelter.

Canhardly by Pokeyasd June 18, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019