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canthardly 

something so small you canthardly see it
customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off
canthardly by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014
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rolls canardly 

A fancy-sounding yet affectionate name for a car that is even less functional than a hoopty. A car might be called this because "it rolls down one hill, and canardly get up the next".

Exact origin unknown, but it is a pun on Rolls Royce, a particular expensive make of motor vehicle, and "Canardly", I believe a make of small passenger aircraft.
Dude, your Yugo beats the hell outta my Rolls Canardly.
rolls canardly by ke6isf November 6, 2004

canardly 

a diamond so tiny you can hardly see it, i use this term in the pawn biz alot
your cluster ring is full of canardly diamonds (therefore it's worthless unless it's set in gold or silver) "are those real diamonds?" asks the customer. yes they are canardly's. "whats a canardly?" you can hardly see them! they should be on a drill bit!
canardly by larry bring January 31, 2009

cuntwardly 

A bitches vicious attitude that excites the fight ,flight, or freeze instinct.
That cuntwardly bitch had everything she got coming to her.
cuntwardly by Rick O' Shea June 5, 2018
Short for; I Can Hardly tell what it is. Usually a mixed breed of an animal.
Joe, What kind of dog is that? Oh that's a canhardly. We rescued him from the animal shelter.
Canhardly by Pokeyasd June 18, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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