canthardly

something so small you canthardly see it

customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off

by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014

rolls canardly

A fancy-sounding yet affectionate name for a car that is even less functional than a hoopty. A car might be called this because "it rolls down one hill, and canardly get up the next".

Exact origin unknown, but it is a pun on Rolls Royce, a particular expensive make of motor vehicle, and "Canardly", I believe a make of small passenger aircraft.

Dude, your Yugo beats the hell outta my Rolls Canardly.

by ke6isf November 6, 2004

canardly

a diamond so tiny you can hardly see it, i use this term in the pawn biz alot

your cluster ring is full of canardly diamonds (therefore it's worthless unless it's set in gold or silver) "are those real diamonds?" asks the customer. yes they are canardly's. "whats a canardly?" you can hardly see them! they should be on a drill bit!

by larry bring January 31, 2009

cuntwardly

A bitches vicious attitude that excites the fight ,flight, or freeze instinct.

That cuntwardly bitch had everything she got coming to her.

by Rick O' Shea June 5, 2018

Canhardly

Short for; I Can Hardly tell what it is. Usually a mixed breed of an animal.

Joe, What kind of dog is that? Oh that's a canhardly. We rescued him from the animal shelter.

by Pokeyasd June 18, 2008