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The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual

Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!

canhandled by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021

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Danhandled

To be manhandled by former CBS anchor Dan Rather.

Associate News Editor A.J. was danhandled at the journalism forum today.

Danhandled by S.Keller November 1, 2007

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Manhandled

When a girl is stronger then her boyfriend and she tosses him around.

Whoa did you totally see that girl? she just manhandled her man hard.

Manhandled by Elliot75 June 26, 2008

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Gil-manhandled

When one uses their sexual partners tears for lubrication when fisting their ass, normally, "a lap dance is so much better when a stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang is playing in the background for ambiance.

Person one - yo, I just got gil-manhandled
Person two- wtf is that?
Person one- here, lemme show you

Gil-manhandled by keithsmanowar October 10, 2010

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danhandled

To masturbate ones significant other to orgasm, to give a handjob

See that hottie over there, she danhandled me at a party a week ago.

danhandled by chrissylee October 19, 2008

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Danhandled

When someone named Dan dose anything to the extreme!

I can use that in a sentence for you all.

“Ok, so I have beard burn, bruises and sore thighs. You Danhandled the bejeezus out of me, man! :)”

Danhandled by Danimal187 February 14, 2010

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manhandled

you got cucked

"Look! Jamal just got manhandled by a boy!"

manhandled by hrouiqhuod December 21, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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