canhandled

The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual

Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021

Danhandled

To be manhandled by former CBS anchor Dan Rather.

Associate News Editor A.J. was danhandled at the journalism forum today.

by S.Keller November 1, 2007

Manhandled

When a girl is stronger then her boyfriend and she tosses him around.

Whoa did you totally see that girl? she just manhandled her man hard.

by Elliot75 June 26, 2008

Gil-manhandled

When one uses their sexual partners tears for lubrication when fisting their ass, normally, "a lap dance is so much better when a stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang is playing in the background for ambiance.

Person one - yo, I just got gil-manhandled
Person two- wtf is that?
Person one- here, lemme show you

by keithsmanowar October 10, 2010

danhandled

To masturbate ones significant other to orgasm, to give a handjob

See that hottie over there, she danhandled me at a party a week ago.

by chrissylee October 19, 2008

Danhandled

When someone named Dan dose anything to the extreme!

I can use that in a sentence for you all.

“Ok, so I have beard burn, bruises and sore thighs. You Danhandled the bejeezus out of me, man! :)”

by Danimal187 February 14, 2010

manhandled

you got cucked

"Look! Jamal just got manhandled by a boy!"

by hrouiqhuod December 21, 2023