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canhandled

The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual
Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!
canhandled by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021
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Danhandled 

To be manhandled by former CBS anchor Dan Rather.
Associate News Editor A.J. was danhandled at the journalism forum today.

Danhandled by S.Keller November 1, 2007

Manhandled  

When a girl is stronger then her boyfriend and she tosses him around.
Whoa did you totally see that girl? she just manhandled her man hard.
Manhandled by Elliot75 June 26, 2008

Gil-manhandled 

When one uses their sexual partners tears for lubrication when fisting their ass, normally, "a lap dance is so much better when a stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang is playing in the background for ambiance.
Person one - yo, I just got gil-manhandled
Person two- wtf is that?
Person one- here, lemme show you
Gil-manhandled by keithsmanowar October 10, 2010

danhandled 

To masturbate ones significant other to orgasm, to give a handjob
See that hottie over there, she danhandled me at a party a week ago.
danhandled by chrissylee October 19, 2008

Danhandled 

When someone named Dan dose anything to the extreme!
I can use that in a sentence for you all.

“Ok, so I have beard burn, bruises and sore thighs. You Danhandled the bejeezus out of me, man! :)”
Danhandled by Danimal187 February 14, 2010

manhandled 

"Look! Jamal just got manhandled by a boy!"
manhandled by hrouiqhuod December 21, 2023
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