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Joao Cancelo 

An absolute baller of a full-back. Is very good at BOTH left-back and right-back. Is very good defensively and offensively and plays passes like Kevin De Bruyne.
person 1: Did you see Joao Cancelo's performance against Monchengladbach in the first leg of the Champions League?

person 2: I can't think of a better full-back right now!
Joao Cancelo by AYoutubeNomad March 22, 2021

Cancelfaggot

A leftist who publicly defames people he or she disagrees with the hope of economically or socially destroying them.
The reporters at The Guardian, The New York Times, MSNBC, and NPR are a bunch of Cancelfaggots!
Cancelfaggot by fulcrum1 April 5, 2021

Airsoft Cancel Culture 

Condemning an Airsoft related business online because they have rules against you acting like a spoilt brat..

..but then again, daddy would never let you play with Andy's golf clubs so you had to learn to make your own fun so who are they to tell you that you can't climb a tree or colour outside the lines!
This is it Instagram, Airsoft Cancel Culture is going to change the algo and put Trump back into presidency!

Cancel Vulture 

A cancel vulture is a person who engages in cancel culture. They’re “vultures” as they watch and see for anything offensive made usually by a celebrity several years ago. They then spread this information to their peers and others who engage in cancel culture. These people are usually insecure and lifeless people who want to be a “hero” because they don’t do any real good in this world. They themselves are likely insecure about past mistakes and things they’ve said before, and they want to take it out on others. Or they’re just “woke” virtue signallers. They almost all come from Twitter which is already a total cesspool. These people can’t accept or learn that people change and possibly don’t hold the same views forever.
Jimmy: Hey Tom look, Carl found that (random celebrity) said something racist 9 years ago on Twitter and is now asking people to cancel them
Tom: Damn, Carl is such a Cancel Vulture
Cancel Vulture by Salamander_Man August 8, 2020

Cancelgasm 

The feeling you have when you were preparing to cancel something and feel bad but before you do the other party cancels so you don't have to
I had a cancelgasm when the dentist office called to reschedule my appointment. I was not in the mood but I had postponed twice already
Cancelgasm by Cicca22 February 27, 2022

Cancel Cult 

The group of soy sauce chugging piss-babies that undermine the 1st amendment by cancelling everybody that doesn't agree with them.
Be careful around him, he's part of the Cancel Cult.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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