4 definitions by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall
A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.
Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023
Condemning an Airsoft related business online because they have rules against you acting like a spoilt brat..
..but then again, daddy would never let you play with Andy's golf clubs so you had to learn to make your own fun so who are they to tell you that you can't climb a tree or colour outside the lines!
..but then again, daddy would never let you play with Andy's golf clubs so you had to learn to make your own fun so who are they to tell you that you can't climb a tree or colour outside the lines!
This is it Instagram, Airsoft Cancel Culture is going to change the algo and put Trump back into presidency!
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall March 3, 2023
Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023
A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.
It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023