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An entity which is there to protect an area of interest or object of value. Typically a living animal, plant or inanimate object which prevents anything from getting past it. Some examples include a cow guardian, a goose guardian, a nettle guardian or a tractor guardian.

One chosen by a goddess to serve as her protector. Guardians normally are known to have great powers witch is necessary to protect the goddess from all who would want to cause her harm. It is common for a guardian to fall in love with their charge making the link between them stronger.

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In the hallowed and ancient game of Starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. Capable of reigning mass destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. However, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.

Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.

Any person who enters into a contract or makes a deal to protect, a place, group, or person

A guardian is the old man who is always present at nude beaches. They often sit near the entrance and typically judge people entering. They are usually fully tanned and let their balls hang freely.