Online newspaper that fills its articles with irrlelevant drivel in order to have more space for advertising
Clicks on Guardian article about QAnon...
Rachel and her husband were surfing the web one day...
Fuck Rachel and her husband get to the point.
Rachel and her husband were surfing the web one day...
Fuck Rachel and her husband get to the point.
by Goth Doll November 20, 2020
The Nussy, or the โnose pussyโ, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
a protector of "hightened" entities they can bond to a single charge or become a "keeper" of many
it is there role to watch out for those in there care putting there life on the line
in times of need they can make the impossible, possible
they are like that as gods of the watch tower
they are gifed with powers though they differe from one to the other
if they are a wind swept winged their master is on to them self
few in numbers now they are said to rise once more when they are needed
it is there role to watch out for those in there care putting there life on the line
in times of need they can make the impossible, possible
they are like that as gods of the watch tower
they are gifed with powers though they differe from one to the other
if they are a wind swept winged their master is on to them self
few in numbers now they are said to rise once more when they are needed
they are the angels to your gods
they are the demons to you devils
they are like wind and shadow
constant yet unseen
once they form a bond
they are your guardian
all you but need to do is ask
and they will be there
they are the demons to you devils
they are like wind and shadow
constant yet unseen
once they form a bond
they are your guardian
all you but need to do is ask
and they will be there
by black wings June 29, 2010
An entity which is there to protect an area of interest or object of value. Typically a living animal, plant or inanimate object which prevents anything from getting past it. Some examples include a cow guardian, a goose guardian, a nettle guardian or a tractor guardian.
Person 1: I want to go into Springkell to see the river.
Person 2: There's goat guardians blocking the gate.
Person 1: Oh nooo!
Person 2: There's goat guardians blocking the gate.
Person 1: Oh nooo!
by binmunbruce June 16, 2019
One chosen by a goddess to serve as her protector. Guardians normally are known to have great powers witch is necessary to protect the goddess from all who would want to cause her harm. It is common for a guardian to fall in love with their charge making the link between them stronger.
Rex Quicksilver was Chosen by the earth goddess Nayru to be her Guardian and protect her from the humans who want her dead...
by Xellos The Rouge Priest December 17, 2008
A woman's chosen ally, usually a man, who goes out of his or her way to protect her from harm and comfort her in times of need. The guardian status is similar to that of a significant other, only without romantic action.
girl - "I don't just need a friend, I need a guardian"
guy - "dont worry, i will protect you always"
guy - "dont worry, i will protect you always"
by Scenarity Ellenod April 28, 2008
Administrator on mapMonkeys, a glitching community with 49,653 members. He's a total badass, and keeps the forums clean. He probably met Chuck Norris once or twice.
Member on mM: Hey who wants to talk about Call of Duty in this Halo thread?
Guardian: Hell no! LOCKED.
Rezzzo (other admin): But I wanted to lock it!
Guardian: Hell no! LOCKED.
Rezzzo (other admin): But I wanted to lock it!
by justintime911 December 05, 2009
Jan 16 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose