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Portugese
portugese
A language spoken in Brazil and Portugal.
Can be spoken by inserting aluminum foil into your mouth and speaking spanish.
Can be spoken by inserting aluminum foil into your mouth and speaking spanish.
portugese by OrlandoTheRobot May 28, 2009
Portugese French Toast
The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
Portugese French Toast by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012
Portugese Landslide
when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide
Portugese Landslide by jeff93 January 7, 2010
Portugese Gas Pedal
When one is having sex in the missionary position and then, right before you ejaculate, you pull out then stand up and stomp on your partner's vagina repeatedly. While stomping, you spunk all over her breasts and face. This is all accomplished in one, fluid motion.
My girlfriend was being a bitch last night at dinner, so I gave her a Portugese gas pedal as a punishment. That'll teach her!
Portugese Gas Pedal by Flantari September 30, 2006
portugese bomb squad
portugese drag racers who's cars coninuously explode drivetrain components due to shitty driving, and never take any good advice on how to avoid this.
portugese bomb squad by CokBlok March 23, 2008
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