Canbert 

Very handsome, lazy but always there if you need him. He is always there for people but keeps his personal problems personal. NOT APPROACHABLE tho. He is also smart and a good gamer.

Canbert is doing okay in school, and he was helpful today.

Canbert by Couchh November 21, 2021

Sir Arthur Canberra 

Sir Arthur Canberra, a 19th century pioneer and explorer, saw in the Limestone Plains a panorama worthy of the landscape cult that established colonial Australia. Sir Arthur recognised that rural landscapes and lifestyle are the 'real' Australia, with life in the metropolis both artificial and unhealthy.

Sir Arthur was guided to the region by idealism fused with practicality, and successfully bartered two shiny balls and a magic numbers machine with the local indigenous people to secure mining rights to all the land from Gungahlingadinga to Tugerrawangally Creek.

Canberra City is named after him

E24 owner: "I lift my glass to Sir Arthur Canberra, without whom this city with it's wide, E24 only lanes, would not exist."

Sir Arthur Canberra by Choadie January 23, 2009

marist college canberra 

a school full of white aussies who wrestle crocodiles on the daily

"Gee bye Crikey they've done a Marist College Canberra"

marist college canberra by YTMB June 19, 2015

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra 

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.

*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra by Big Seth Everman Energy December 28, 2019

Thought Cancer™ 

The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.

You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?

You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:

Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?

Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.

Thought Cancer™ by WeASeL_Antigua July 1, 2011

canberry sauce 

The cranberry sauce that comes from a can. Proper canberry sauce will still have ridges on the edges once removed from said can. Best served sliced.

Hey, pass that canberry sauce to me.

canberry sauce by Ashre November 22, 2006

cancertastic 

A "CRITICAL "way of saying your mums got cancer but in a hilarious banner manner...

Well that's just cancertastic...

cancertastic by Lawrence jaquiery December 4, 2017