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catbert
Carbert
The most kick ass last name, and whoever has it represents it well. Always have, always will. Now, hold up your beer and chug to the best last name ever! Go Carberts! They love to party and have a good time!
Do you know the Carberts?
Yeah, they always throw the best parties when their parents are out of town.
Awesome! Lets go to one.
Okay.
Yeah, they always throw the best parties when their parents are out of town.
Awesome! Lets go to one.
Okay.
Carbert by dancetotheradio April 19, 2009
catcert
cambertard
Car "enthusiast" who believe achieving 21 degrees of negative camber on a vehicle and completely destroying it's reliability and safety is cool.
cambertard by xXMonolithXx April 19, 2017
calbert
A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.
Catterton
1. Sloth-like, couch is most likely best friend. Like an ARMY General he earns stripes but in the art of gaming not war. He is extremely well endowed. He can release his gag reflex on demand and utilizes this skill to not only consume unhealthy amounts of alcohol but to cock gobble.
Catterton by Jeff Williamson January 22, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026