10 definitions by Choadie

What wankers and/or Americans call Beemers.
Wanker American: Look at that AWESOME Bimmer!

Australian: *shakes head and hits over the head with a VB stubby.

by Choadie January 23, 2009
Sir Arthur Canberra, a 19th century pioneer and explorer, saw in the Limestone Plains a panorama worthy of the landscape cult that established colonial Australia. Sir Arthur recognised that rural landscapes and lifestyle are the 'real' Australia, with life in the metropolis both artificial and unhealthy.

Sir Arthur was guided to the region by idealism fused with practicality, and successfully bartered two shiny balls and a magic numbers machine with the local indigenous people to secure mining rights to all the land from Gungahlingadinga to Tugerrawangally Creek.

Canberra City is named after him

E24 owner: "I lift my glass to Sir Arthur Canberra, without whom this city with it's wide, E24 only lanes, would not exist."
by Choadie January 24, 2009
The BMW 6 series, otherwise known as the BMW E24 is the last truly great BMW ever made. It has a coupé design (pronounced coopay), powered by the M30 or S88/S38 engine, a variant of the engine used in the BMW M1 (the second last truly great BMW ever made).

The car has extremely broad appeal, loved even by people who wouldn't normally consider themselves car enthusiasts. Some even hold the car in high regard from an artistic standpoint and a number were painted by artists such as Ernest Fuchs and Robert Rauschenberg. Diggory Venn even has written many great poems about them and his travels in the across the Australian outback.

It is a truly great car that a very select few get to appreciate ownership of.
Lowered E30 owner: eh bro check out that hectic Bimmer

Ferrari owner: show some respect, that's a BMW 6 series - it's truly the best car ever made.
by Choadie January 23, 2009
Chassis designation for BMW vehicle designed for use as a farm vehicle in an attempt to diversify into developing 3rd world countries such New Zealand and South Africa. Extremely popular vehicle in these countries because their owners are delusional enough to think there is a genetic link to BMW's most successful car ever, the BMW 6 series.

The E21 was replaced in 1981 with the even more popular E30 - a vehicle which was innovative in it's time for having a power takeoff as well as harnesses so it could be hitched to draught horses.
Eh bro, I picked up a new paddock basher the other day, it's an E21 and it's primo!
by Choadie January 28, 2009
Lame arse website for a bunch of losers who have absolutely nothing better to do.
"Welcome to:

THE TIGHT FISTED CLENCH OF THE CHURCH OF BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"

"If you wish to go completely OT or completely postal, please visit 'Way Off Topic' in the Boldly Going Nowhere Forums, which of course, requires your lazy arse to register."
by Choadie November 16, 2007
A Gaydrian is an emaciated dweller of the internet, prone to making wild and unsubstantiated claims of it's sexual prowess. Or just talks complete and utter nonsense. It also is quite happy to whore itself out to the cheapest bidder

Often goes by the name "Goatboy", "Rentboy" and "Dorothy"
(Gaydrian):alcohol is the shittest drug. But not when I'm drinking it

(Gaydrian):Hippies are OK but some of them are dicks

(Gaydrian):I need to pissss

(Gaydrian):The tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance

(Gaydrian):So much to do, so little enthusiasm

(Gaydrian):Last night I dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm

Last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm

So tell me how to lov ...

(Gaydrian): My soul is for sale. I'm not gonna lie, it's sullied and tainted, I'll sell it cheaply.
by Choadie September 13, 2007
Race track in Germany modeled on the roads surrounding Canberra.

Opened in 1927, it is rumoured that Hitler commissioned the 20.81km track due to BMW, Porsche and Mercedes conducting all their high-speed testing at the 'Berra as it's affectionately known. When discovering this, Hitler annexed Austria, thinking that Canberra was in Austria, not Australia, then subsequently invaded Poland out of sheer spite.

As a gesture of goodwill, BMW hold a annual race in honour of Sir Arthur Canberra in which only BMW E24s are allowed to participate.
Nürburgring, second only to Canberra for it's high speed, tight radius bends
by Choadie January 24, 2009