Canath 

A friendly version of the word Cunt.

Oi Canath, Let's go.
You're such a Canath.
What a Canath.
Shut up Canath.
This Canath.

Canath by Lolyeeter November 29, 2019

Cantherpiss 

anything and anything that BAD TO THE BONE.
pantherpissers

You stupid cantherpiss , stop mackin on my mom

Cantherpiss by Raindrop sunshine February 22, 2011

Cantheist

Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.

Christian: Do you go to church?
Cantheist: No, I smoke shit to worship god.

Cantheist by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009

canthardly 

something so small you canthardly see it

customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off

canthardly by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014

Negative canthal tilt 

When the inside edge of your eye (medial canthus) is higher than the the outside part of your eye (lateral canthus). This forms a negatively slanted eye that can make you look tired, submissive, or old. Popular determiner of attractiveness in looksmaxxing/incel communities.

Truecel: Bro I've been rejected for the 20th time by low-tier Beckys.

Incel: it's because of your negative canthal tilt, brocel. It's over for you, just ropemaxx

Negative canthal tilt by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

Cantheism 

The only religion known to worship the cannibis genus of plants. People often mistake rastafarianism for being the worship of marijuana however it is just a christian sect. Cantheism however is the worship of the plant itself and has no other idols/gods. The symbol is the egyptian hyroglyph for hemp.

*Deeps puffs*
*More deep puffs*
*Slight dizzyness*
*cold sweat*
Cantheist: Oh dayummm thats some good green right there thank the plant for cantheism
*whitey*

Cantheism by The skunky funky man December 25, 2007

capathon 

The unofficial and Zoomer version of cap means “lies” or “false statement(s)” Capathon is when someone keeps on saying lies. Like a lying marathon, hence the name, Capathon.

Person 1: You’re so pretty!

Person 2: Uh, thanks.

Person 1: Yeah and smart too!
Person 2: Capathon.

capathon by fungusfollower69 December 24, 2019