capathon

The unofficial and Zoomer version of cap means “lies” or “false statement(s)” Capathon is when someone keeps on saying lies. Like a lying marathon, hence the name, Capathon.

Person 1: You’re so pretty!

Person 2: Uh, thanks.

Person 1: Yeah and smart too!
Person 2: Capathon.

by fungusfollower69 December 24, 2019

capatronies

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.

“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

by AlexMacBook🦕✨ April 14, 2020

Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.

Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!

by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

crapathon

Where you and your friends have a pooing contest

Did you enjoy the crapathon yesterday?

by Dale the goat March 10, 2014

carathon

When you actually care when you run a marathon.

Guy 1: I ran a carathon.

Guy 2: I didn't. I quit.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016