Camdenton 

A small town near Lake of the Ozarks. Known for it's die-hard small-town support of its football program.

Camdenton High School is filled with 'Hicks' driving big trucks, a small number of them actually living on a farm.

The Camdenton Lakers football team doesn't look so good this year.

Camdenton by Johnnyy Hammerstixx February 26, 2011

Camdenton MO high school 

It’s a good school in all but when it comes to the pervert subs and teachers and the fact you can’t go the the bathroom without someone vaping in the stall next to you or the crazy nicotine addicted teens or maybe the fact that some people may even bark at you or the kids who think the gays are braver than our US Military or the other one where if you need drugs ask about any kid and they ether have some or they can point you to someone who does.

But it’s and ok school just have to hang out with the right crowd like maybe the basic white girls who have their daddies money and all have the Vera Bradley backpacks. Or maybe you could hang out with the football kids who ether sit on the bench the entire time or the ones you are playing all game and don’t make any fun plains with them the can’t do it the have football. But if you can’t hang out with them there is always the band kids oh but wait you can’t even hang out with in summers because the band teachers have them there everyday in the hot sun. Well that’s no problem there is the gays just you better not say anything bad on biden cause who knows what’s gonna happen. But there are the fury’s but we all know them. And then the druggies who no matter what you say will always try and give you drugs.

But they are by far better then the highway 5 neighbors Lebanon because them bitches crazy.

Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: camdenton Mo high school

Person 1: ha! Imma just leave no while I can!!

Camdenton MO high school by Yeah it’s all true June 3, 2021

Camdenton High School 

A place where everyone cares A LOT how they look to others...
Some are hicks, drama queens, stoners/alcoholics, hoes, nerds, athletes, and band members.

86.9% of the school has before/does smoke weed.

Their band is like a cult and their football team is priority over anything.

Couldve gone to state 2018 but oof.

Person 1: Hey you hear that Camdenton High School girl whos nudes leaked?
Person 2: Not one person classy is out of that school so I am not suprised.

Camdenton High School by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018

Camdenmnesia 

1. The act of forgetting where you came from for good reason.
2. The act of being ungrateful when being presented with gifts you couldnt purchase on your own accord, mostly because of earnings structure that is paycheck to paycheck coupled with insufficient savings.

After I had put those fancy alloy wheels on her ragged car she had suddenly caught Camdenmnesia, which was bad in her case because I came over to her house and took them back.

Camdenmnesia by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007

Camdenminium 

A high abundance of dilapidated housing that is excessively overpriced for its geographic area and the amount of residents who receive welfare stipends to pay for it.

I cannot afford to live in a stable neighborhood but I can get myself a 3 bedroom Camdenminium in the ghetto.

Camdenminium by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007

Camdenopoly 

To control 3 or more street corners in a 10 block radius with the intent of enganging in illegal and antisocial activities, like selling narcotics or prostitution.

I heard Earnest is serving 40 years in prison for running a Camdenopoly. The feds threw the book at him.

Camdenopoly by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007

cameltone

The overriding hue and color value of any piece of women's clothing where a cameltoe is in evidence.

She looks great in that cameltone dress.

cameltone by Butterfingerish March 6, 2015