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Ben "Bitch on my dick like a horsey on a sitck"

Peter " Con Calma"
Con Calma by Cyka My Blyat July 22, 2019
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Ethan Calma 

Ethan Calma is normally a guy with a friend named Aislinn. He always has an ex girlfriend named Arianna. Ethan is a kinda lovable person that is down bad. (LIKE REALLY) he’s also really sus. Ethan is also amazing and makes peoples days. He’s also adorable and cute.
Ethan calma is an amazing guy
Ethan Calma by Aislinn Davidson December 31, 2021

Calamansi cupcake 

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.
Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calabogie 

Whenever you pull off something totally excellent. Also, a way to describe something that is cool and good simultaneously.
Positive
-Friend: I finally landed that trick I've been practicing!
-Me: Woah dude! That's totally calabogie!

Negative
-Friend: I just pushed that lady for stepping on my shoes.
-Me: That is definitely not very calabogie of you, dude.
Calabogie by xKaija December 13, 2021

Calamansi cupcake 

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.
Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calamity 

1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria
Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof
Calamity by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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