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Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.
1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.
by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
by Hukra March 14, 2009
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A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.
"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"

"you need to CALMamity down"
by K-375 March 04, 2019
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when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once
My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.
by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003
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1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria
Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof
by FemboysAreBest October 04, 2020
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A word commonly used to make crappy, low effort Mario parodies using SMW sprites.
Mario's Power-Up Calamity
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A disaster that happened that lead to fighting a big monster by a princess and a hero
Calamity Gonan in legend of Zelda: botw
by Princess Zelda February 10, 2021
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