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Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.
1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.
by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.
"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"

"you need to CALMamity down"
by K-375 March 04, 2019
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when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once
My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.
by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003
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1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria
Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof
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A disaster that happened that lead to fighting a big monster by a princess and a hero
Calamity Gonan in legend of Zelda: botw
by Princess Zelda February 10, 2021
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A word commonly used to make crappy, low effort Mario parodies using SMW sprites.
Mario's Power-Up Calamity
by MayKannoUrbanDiction October 05, 2020
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