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Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.
1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.
by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014
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A Great SNR Admin on a Garry’s mod community shooting right up the ranks trying to get super Admin. But still he can be a stupid piece of shit that can’t have a little fun in his god damn life
Calamity’s a good staff member but is a piece of shit at the same time.
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when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once
My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.
by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003
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A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.
"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"

"you need to CALMamity down"
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a badass gundamin gundam seed who 0wnxor the other n00b gun-damns with its big gats. It rides on a little birdy gundam shooting sensless piecess of cannonfodder
cannon fodder: ohhhh noooo its teh calamity gundamn!!!! *argh gets shot by teh calamity!
by Calamity October 05, 2003
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