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hispanic use...to calm down!

The vato yelled at da chica calmada homegirl!!
The vato yelled at da chica calmada homegirl!!
Calmada by E-BLOOD 35 October 17, 2008
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A big group of cars driving down the street that makes pulling out from a side street or access point impossible.
Hey! A carmada is headed our way!

A carmada?

Yeah, a group of cars are driving down the street and they won't let us through.

Damn. Bloody carmada!
Carmada by CrappleJuice March 13, 2011
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calmanator 

a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady
the Calmanator arrives naked and encounters some punks

Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?

The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.

Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.
calmanator by Andy Calman January 1, 2008
An amazing player of Perfect World. A super pro archer, with fantastic accuracy.
That Caladari player is such a nerd!
Caladari by MyQuesito August 12, 2010
To be a fucking pimpstress

To be a badass Rogue Archer
Jesus Christ, I wish I could be like Caladari.

One time I got fucking pwned by caladari, cause she's so god damn 3l33t

I bow to Caladari, the pimpstress rogue archer!
caladari by Shaun October 20, 2004
The spanish word for "street" or avenue. Used as a last name in Hispanic culture
"Hey, what's that thing on the Calzada?"
"On the WHAT?"
"Calzada"
"Calzone?"
Calzada by Iván Martinez September 29, 2018
Calada is an Spanish word that means:my balls are hot/burning
-tengo calada

-que Es eso?
-calor en la huevada
calada by El nacho playmer November 4, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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