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Cacaphoria 

Cacaphoria

(noun)

Pronunciation: /ˌkækəˈfɔ rɪə/

Definition:
The state of profound physical relief and lightness experienced immediately after a particularly large or satisfying bowel movement; a blend of catharsis and euphoria unique to this bodily release.

Etymology:
From Greek kakos (“bad, waste”) + phoria (“bearing, carrying”), modeled after euphoria. Coined as a humorous yet expressive term to capture a universal human experience.
“Few simple pleasures rival the cacaphoria of a clean gut.”
“After three days of travel constipation, the cacaphoria was indescribable.”
Cacaphoria by Poopstory October 7, 2025
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Cacophobia 

Ugg!! Don't bring that hideous beast in here! You know I suffer from Cacophobia!!!
Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

Cacophobia 

A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes
Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!
Cacophobia by Lassietoes June 13, 2019

cataphobia

noun. the fear of dying and leaving words unsaid
She has cataphobia, so she wants to say many words before she dies.
cataphobia by lilyac November 10, 2013

cacaphobia 

i have cacaphobia after i saw wills skids
cacaphobia by jondunn January 18, 2022

CADaphobia 

The fear of having your work/design be for nothing, on the CAD program of your choice, because the project manager had a fucking epiphany and decided that what you were designing was either wrong or unnecessary relevant to the new design.
-Hey Ata, are you... ok? You haven't been around for 5 days and you look very traumatized. Is it CADaphobia again buddy?

-*Shaking* Everything... is gone. Every single fucking thing I designed is gone because apparently "We already had the design drawn

-It's alright buddy, let's get some coffee in you

-*Hisses*
CADaphobia by Soldier_1058 March 2, 2021

Canaphobia 

When one is afraid of cans and cannot stand to be near a simple soda can.
Matt: Hey Zack want a coca cola.
Zack: Sure, but can i have it in a glass.
Matt: Sure, why?
Zack: Because I have canaphobia.
Canaphobia by hahazack321 August 27, 2013